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how-wry-innocence:

brutalfuckingmetal:

Buy me cute underwear and oversized hoodies and let me fall asleep in your lap

What makes this for me is the url.

(Source: cuntoxica)


drunkdilf:

bread is so fucking good man I could prob eat an entire bakery in 25 minutes or less 

(Source: cyberho)


bootybar:

when ur family come over for dinner and ask what youve been up to
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swagmom2007:

when ur walking by people and they laugh

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radsturbate:

marry someone who has a different favorite cereal than u so they wont eat all of urs


fuks:

thinking about space fucks me up